{"id":6871,"date":"2023-12-11T11:04:16","date_gmt":"2023-12-11T05:34:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/perthescortsdirectory.com.au\/blog\/list-of-75-funny-good-morning-texts-for-him\/"},"modified":"2023-12-11T11:04:16","modified_gmt":"2023-12-11T05:34:16","slug":"list-of-75-funny-good-morning-texts-for-him","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/perthescortsdirectory.com.au\/blog\/list-of-75-funny-good-morning-texts-for-him\/","title":{"rendered":"List Of 75 Funny Good Morning Texts For Him"},"content":{"rendered":"

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A good morning text is an essential part of modern dating. It should not be called in. Here are 75 of the most hilarious wake-up messages you can send. Each includes a description of the best time to use them and important information.<\/span><\/p>\n

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List Of 75 Funny Good Morning Texts For Him<\/strong><\/h2>\n
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  1. \u201cThe best thing about waking up is the knowledge that you\u2019ll be there, waiting on pins and needles for my text.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    This funny text opens up a lot of flirting possibilities, including him acting as if he didn\u2019t care if you humorously texted him.<\/span><\/p>\n

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    1. \u201cI knew that you like to exercise, but did I have to race through your mind all night?\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

      If your man loves to work out, this tweak to a classic line will make him smile every morning.<\/span><\/p>\n

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      1. \u201cIt can be irritating to the sun, but my father\u2019s son makes me smile every day.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

        This one is our favourite because it may make your guy think. \u201cWho is my father\u2019s son?\u201d Oh\u2026me, duh!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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        1. \u201cCoffee may wake me up but I would prefer it if you were here to get me to sleep tonight.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

          You can make a strong impression with a flirty message. This is a great option! This will make your guy laugh, but also happy with your flirtatious nature.<\/span><\/p>\n

          \u201cThere is a large spot in my mattress that is big enough for me to snuggle today.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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          1. You can let him know that you are interested in spending time with him at night and making your day. This text also sends some flirtation and fun to him.<\/span><\/li>\n
          2. \u201cMe+U+Coffee = Best Morning Ever!\u201d Are you short on time?<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

            If you\u2019d like to meet him before work, this is the text. Coffee is always a fun, standard joke when you wake up.<\/span><\/p>\n

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            1. \u201cThe best thing about seeing your last evening is that I can still smell your kisses upon my lips.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

              If you had some fun last night, this is the text to send. It will make him smile and remind him of a great time.<\/span><\/p>\n

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              1. \u201cDrill Sergeant girlfriend! MOVE YOUR LAZY BUTT OUT of BED! MOVE!<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                Are you a proud ex-military veteran or current military personnel? This text is a hilarious reminder to remind your boy of the joys of boot camp.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                1. \u201cThe dog whined all night last night because you weren\u2019t here.\u201d So did I!\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                  Ideal for the dog-lover boyfriend, who can bond perfectly with his canine companions.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                  1. \u201cWe must seriously consider breaking up\u2026this boring morning with funny text!\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                    This text should only be used if your boyfriend is comfortable enough to crack a joke about a breakup. This joke may not be liked by all men.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                    1. \u201cLast night, I\u2019m Too Sexy\u201d ran through my mind whenever I thought about you.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                      Is your man as passionate about his sexy body as you are? This flirty and fun text will make him smile.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                      1. \u201cAliens kidnapped me last night and now I\u2019m on Mars. You must rescue me!<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                        Do you want to throw your guy off the rails? This text will allow you to test his response. If he laughs it\u2019s a sign he\u2019s serious!<\/span><\/p>\n

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                        1. This bacon is delicious, but it could have some man meat.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                          This funny and funny good morning text will make you super-naughty<\/span><\/p>\n

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                          1. \u201cDorian Gray must have given you his mirror because you look so young in that photo!\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                            This is only for those who love literature and Oscar Wilde.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                            1. \u201cThis is difficult, but I must get out of my closet. I cannot spend all day looking at shoes!\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                              This will be a fun way to make your guy laugh.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                              1. \u201cThree words: breakfast in bed. You are welcome. That\u2019s five words.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                This silly text will make your guy laugh.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                1. \u201cI hit the snooze key three times this morning. Wish you were there to hit it a fourth time.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                  This silly and cheeky text will make fun of your sleep-loving habits.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                  1. \u201cDo you miss me as badly as I miss you?\u201d Let\u2019s make bets.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                    This loving message will add romance to your morning text. Although it is not necessarily funny, the \u201cbets\u201d after it could make for a great morning flirt.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                    1. \u201cI love my men as much as I like my coffee. They warm me up every morning.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                      This funny joke will make your man laugh. You can make it more naughty and say \u201cinside my belly\u201d, but that all depends on how you like flirting.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                      1. \u201cI believe I\u2019m going insane\u2026for you.\u201d Are you looking for matching straight jackets?<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                        This joke text is a bit dark but can be very funny if your guy enjoys dark humour.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                        1. \u201cI wish you were here, not gonna lie. \u201cI don\u2019t feel like cooking breakfast.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                          This classic bait-and-switch joke will make your guy laugh. You should let your guy know that you miss his kisses.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                          1. \u201cI don\u2019t like breakfast nearly as much as you!\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                            This text will make you smile if you\u2019re a fan of breakfast or early morning eating.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                            1. \u201cIf I had my luck, I would bet on the lotto tonight. You have me, after all.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                              This playful and arrogant tease is sure to result in some hilarious morning banter between your boy.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                              1. \u201cIf I had to choose between pancakes or you in the morning, I would probably pick you.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                                After he has replied, jokingly, you can continue to switch between him and pancakes (always picking your boy at the end).<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                                1. \u201cYou must be caffeine-addicted because you wake me up like no other.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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                                                  1. \u201cI am hungover\u2026from last night\u2019s meeting with you.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                                    If you love wine, or just want to have a drink before bed, this text is for you.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                                    1. \u201cAgree to it, this text is the best thing about your day.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                                      You\u2019re likely to get his agreement!<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                                      1. \u201cLet\u2019s get together and play hooky today!\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                                        Playfully remind him of his youth skipping class days to create a fun atmosphere.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                                        1. \u201cBabe! I need 10ccs of your help to get up this morning,\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                                          This text can be used to help a nurse, student or doctor.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                                          1. \u201cCall the fire department!\u201d \u201cI\u2019m fighting for you!\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                                            This gag will ignite his passion and humour.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                                            1. \u201cEvery morning, you beat me out of bed.\u201d Do you think you can beat me to the bed?<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                                              This silly message will make you a little more flirty.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                                              1. \u201cThe sun goes down: You text me. I text you when the sun rises. \u201cI think I like your.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                                                This message will likely make him laugh and feel touched at the same moment.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                                                1. \u201cWhy is morning so early in the morning?\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                                                  He will groan and roll his eyes at this old chestnut.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                                                  1. \u201cDaylight saving is the worst invention of all time.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                                                    Another way to get out of bed in the morning is by having fun.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                                                    1. \u201cCall the doctor, I fell asleep in a coma.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                                                      If your guy is gullible, and somehow believes you can send a text from a computer, this is not a good text.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                                                      1. \u201cHey, baby! Don\u2019t you just love dating someone who is a morning person?\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                                                        If your guy struggles to get up in the morning, you can use this text.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                                                        1. \u201cIt is amazing how long the male body can go without a woman to wake it up.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                                                          This playful text will make you laugh in the battle between the sexes.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                                                          1. \u201cDating you for so many years has turned me into a morning person!\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                                                            This text is for you if your man is a morning person.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                                                            1. \u201cTimezones are a pain, aren\u2019t they?<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                                                              This text is great for long-distance relationships.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                                                              1. \u201cGive me a cup of coffee, sugar pie.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                                                                If your guy is a coffee lover, you can use this text.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                                                                1. \u201cI quit my job to become a nun.\u201d \u201cA sexy nun.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                                                                  Your guy will be able to laugh at this random bit of silliness.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                                                                  1. \u201cLet\u2019s strip text: Take off a piece of clothing with every message.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                                                                    If you feel comfortable, end the exchange with some naughty photos.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                                                                    1. \u201cPeanut butter jelly and jelly have nothing to do with us!\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                                                                      This gag is for guys who like toast every morning.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                                                                      1. \u201cThe sunrise could make you look even hotter.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                                                                        As long as the boy gets it, you can send a playful insulting text.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                                                                        1. \u201cSkip the work and let\u2019s make blankets!\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                                                                          You can tap into your boy\u2019s natural playfulness and have some sexy fun.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                                                                          1. \u201cSoftly, you kiss my neck and then\u2026oh, look, this isn\u2019t your dad\u2019s number!\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                                                                            This joke will make your guy cry!<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                                                                            1. \u201cI don\u2019t know what happened last night, but I see a monkey smoking a cigar.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                                                                              You can make your boyfriend laugh by using bizarre imagery.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                                                                              1. \u201cWhat\u2019s better than my morning kisses? You dork!<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                                                                                Another gag that will keep him smiling is the bait-and-switch gag.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                                                                                1. \u201cI put on my best lingerie last night. You can come over to take them off today.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                                                                                  This funny and hot text will make you laugh.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                                                                                  1. \u201cI\u2019ll have whatever you\u2019re having for breakfast.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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                                                                                                    1. \u201cWhen the sun rises, all I can think about is you, whipped cream, and a distinct absence of clothes.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                                                                                      This text will make him smile and turn his brain.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                                                                                      1. \u201cWant to find out what breakfast is? Me-n-u!\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                                                                                        For maximum laughter, tell your boy to make dad jokes about you.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                                                                                        1. \u201cYour brother would like to know what my favourite position is.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                                                                                          These texts should only be used if your boy is extremely confident.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                                                                                          1. It\u2019s secret sharing Monday You can share a secret with us, and we\u2019ll all know it.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                                                                                            You should share a secret with your friend if you have one!<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                                                                                            1. \u201cGetting me out of my job today is the fastest way to my heart.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                                                                                              Do not be surprised if he accepts the invitation!<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                                                                                              1. \u201cTexting you makes my heart beat faster!\u201d Oh, wait. It\u2019s only my coffee.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                                                                                                Another way to make your baby laugh is by using a funny trick.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                                                                                                1. What do you and my coffee share in common? Both of you are beautiful and black!<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                                                                                                  This works best if your boyfriend\u2019s African American.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                                                                                                  1. \u201cI\u2019ll take your sugar with coffee and\u2026you!\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                                                                                                    There are endless coffee jokes.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                                                                                                    1. \u201cMy favourite breakfast food? Of course, you!<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                                                                                                      This funny and sexy text will make you feel super naughty.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                                                                                                      1. \u201cI think that I will sleep through the night\u2026until you wake up, of course!\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                                                                                                        This funny text will remind him how hot he is.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                                                                                                        1. \u201cI have changed my will. If I die, I want my credit card debt to be with you.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                                                                                                          Although it is a bit morbid, this text can make the right man laugh.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                                                                                                          1. \u201cI thought it was my cat who woke me up last night howling your name.\u201d It was me, I realized.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                                                                                                            This text will make him smile and feel special.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                                                                                                            1. \u201cDon\u2019t forget to put on your wig today. I\u2019m going to sleep in.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                                                                                                              Perhaps he will want to join you at home and skip work?<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                                                                                                              1. \u201cI\u2019m going to China on vacation. Would you like to join me?\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                                                                                                                To make him laugh on a difficult morning, be a bit quirky<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                                                                                                                1. \u201cTouch me, touch, feel me. I want to feel your body.\u201d Oops! Voice-to-text was on my radio!<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                                                                                                                  This text will make fun of the foibles and limitations of technology.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                                                                                                                  1. \u201cTell me a reason we shouldn\u2019t spend the day in bed together.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                                                                                                                    This text will make your guy smile as he considers the same question again and again.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                                                                                                                    1. \u201cGround Control to Major you: You\u2019ve earned my heart!\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                                                                                                                      This can be sent to a music lover (especially a David Bowie fanatic).<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                                                                                                                      1. \u201cI wish that you could play me like a drum.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                                                                                                                        These texts work well with musicians.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                                                                                                                        1. Tell me a bedtime story. I\u2019m ready for bed.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                                                                                                                          You can get a great chuckle from your guy.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                                                                                                                          1. \u201cI\u2019m reading your tomorrow for today: Things will only get better after this incredible text!\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                                                                                                                            Get your guy ready for the day. Have a good time and have a great time with this text.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                                                                                                                            1. \u201cI want to have you kiss me right now. Would you like also to kiss me?<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                                                                                                                              This silly message will negate the \u201cme too\u201d text.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                                                                                                                              1. \u201cDon\u2019t run this morning. I know an exercise that is much more enjoyable.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                                                                                                                                He will sprint to your home, laughing along the way.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                                                                                                                                1. \u201cWhy don\u2019t you bench press me in your morning work?\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                                                                                                                                  This funny and sexy text will touch your man\u2019s macho side.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                                                                                                                                  1. \u201cI don\u2019t care if it\u2019s six in the morning. Netflix and chill?<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                                                                                                                                    This captivating text will make you flirty, naughty and funny.<\/span><\/p>\n

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                                                                                                                                                    1. Let\u2019s get one thing straight. Morning nookie is better than afternoon delight.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                                                                                                                                      For some morning fun, your guy will be laughing at your home.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n

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